Cock Ring Busted After Fighting Lake Elmo, MN (POBA Press…

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

Cock Ring Busted After Fighting
Lake Elmo, MN (POBA Press September 16, 2008) – Washington County sheriffs were called to a secluded Lake Elmo home early September 14th on suspicion of a busted cock ring after an alleged fight.
Homeowner Zeb Yang, 29, called authorities after his cock ring was busted. Yang’s wife, 26 year-old Mai Youa Ly, was arguing with Yang when she shoved him into a dresser, knocking the cock ring to the floor and busting it.
“My cock ring is very important to me,” lamented Yang. “I’m very sad that my cock ring was busted during fighting.”
The reported cock ring bust is the latest of an alarming underground cockfighting ring in the Hmong community. Earlier this month, a man in Ramsey was arrested on an anonymous tip as Anoka County sheriffs confiscated more than 100 Taiwanese Fighting Cocks. It was the fourth cockfighting bust since April.
Officials at the Animal Humane Society of Washington County were summoned to the Lake Elmo property the following day. Humane investigators were surprised when they realized the situation.
“We were working under the assumption that this was a cockfighting ring bust,” laughed senior investigator Keith Streff. “It was actually a cock ring that was busted in a domestic fight.”
The cock ring is made of crystal and was purchased by Yang at an erotic emporium in Southeast Asia.
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The Mathematically-Challenged Braggart
I have an acquaintance who has an ego problem. The other day he was bragging to me and a few other guys about how much money he makes working in the bathrooms of an upscale night club.
“I can make $600 in just three hours,” he announced. “Do you know how much that is per hour?”
None of us cared to respond. I actually thought he was asking a rhetorical question.
After a pause he answered his own question. “That’s $150 per hour!”
Still, none of us cared to correct his math.
Vanity Plates
I saw the following plate this afternoon. The back windshield even had Mona Vie in large white letters written on it. Talk about passion.